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Ruským vědcům se povedlo zkřížit zlatou rybku se žralokem a vznikla zlatá ryba, která vám …tajenka.
Published: 29. 3. 2016
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Maria, a devout Catholic, got married and had 15 children. After her first husband died, she remarried and had 15 more children. A few weeks after her second husband died, Maria also passed away. At Maria's funeral, the priest looked skyward and said, „At last, they're finally together.“ Her sister sitting in the front row said, „Excuse me, Father, but do you mean she and her first husband, or she and her second husband?“ The priest replied, „…Crossword has 12 letters."
Published: 27. 3. 2016
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A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually increases his speed until he's topping 100 mph. The man eventually realizes he can't escape and finally pulls over. The cop approaches the car and says, „It's been a long day and my shift is almost over, so if you can give me a good excuse for your behavior, I'll let you go.“ The guy thinks for a few seconds and then says, „My wife ran away with a cop about a week ago. I thought you might be that …Crossword!“
Published: 27. 3. 2016
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A bank robber pulls out gun points it at the teller, and says, „Give me all the money or you're geography!“ The puzzled teller replies, „Did you mean to say ‚or you‘re history?‚“ The robber says, „Don‘t change …Crossword has 10 letters!“
Published: 27. 3. 2016
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A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner. Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess. The dad said, „Well it's what Mommy calls me sometimes.“ The little girl screamed to her brother, „Don't eat it. …Crossword has 12 letters!“
Published: 21. 3. 2016