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CROSSWORD 05082019

A guest calls the waiter and complains, “How come there are no chairs at our table?!”

• The waiter shrugs, “I’m sorry …Crossword…”

CROSSWORD 16072019

Husband: “Oh the weather is lovely today. Shall we go out for a quick jog?“

• Wife: “Hahaha, I love the way you pronounce ‘ …Crossword’!”

CROSSWORD 03062019

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? …Crossword.

CROSSWORD 06052019

A man and a friend are playing golf one day. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: „Wow! That is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. …Crossword.“

CROSSWORD 08042019

Why do cow-milking stools only have three legs? ‘…Crossword!