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crossword 28032016
A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually increases his speed until he's topping 100 mph. The man eventually realizes he can't escape and finally pulls over. The cop approaches the car and says, „It's been a long day and my shift is almost over, so if you can give me a good excuse for your behavior, I'll let you go.“ The guy thinks for a few seconds and then says, „My wife ran away with a cop about a week ago. I thought you might be that …Crossword!“
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Horizontal clues
A SQUELCHED, ADULT INSECT, RUBBER
B INTIMATE, BEYOND THE SEA SINGER, 1960, QUIP, PART 3, ANATOMICAL DUCT
C 1.CROSSWORD, ITS A WRAP
D NAME OF 12 POPES, 4:1, E.G., SERIES FINALE, PARMENIDES HOME
E CONGERS, TRIG FUNCTION, ALTERNATIVE TO A MAXWELL, EARLY COURSE
F HENRY , OBJECT OF MANY PRAYERS, ANOTHER GREEN WORLD COMPOSER, MARKETING LEADER?
G SUN, E.G., 2.CROSSWORD
H MYRNA OF THE THIN MAN, BASEBALLS BLUE MOON, AGES, BONE: PREFIX
I BAMBI CHARACTER, HIGH TIME, THEYRE ALL IN THE FAMILY, CITATO
Vertical clues
1 CHECK (OUT), MOUSELIKE ANIMAL
2 1966 MICHAEL CAINE ROLE, FLATTEN, IN A WAY
3 GOOD SOURCE OF PROTEIN, OPEC LAND
4 MEDICAL SUFFIX, KEEP UNDER WRAPS
5 COMPUTER GIANT, BIG TV MAKER, PREFIX WITH METER
6 CHEMICAL ENDING, YOUVE GOT MAIL CO., BABYS FIRST WORD, MAYBE
7 EXCHANGES, DESCRIBE
8 THE SOPRANOS RESTAURATEUR, ANCIENT GREETINGS
9 COPTERS FORERUNNER, FRENCH DEAR
10 BLACK STONE, DOCTORS ORDER
11 VOLKSWAGEN HATCHBACK, APPETITE, COUSIN OF -TRIX
12 BARLEY BRISTLE, ANIMAL HOUSE, WINNIE-THE-POOH BABY
13 SEATING SECTIONS, COOKBOOK ABBR.
14 CONVEX MOLDING, ALLEVIATE
15 KEMO, GASTRIC WOE
16 EARLY CHINESE DYNASTY, BLACK TEA