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CROSSWORD 01092014

A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. He decides to test it at dinner. He asks his son, „Son, where were you today during school hours?“ „At school.“ The robot slaps the son. „Okay, I went to the movies!“ The father asks, „Which one?“ „Harry Potter.“ The robot slaps the son again. „Okay, I was watching porn!“ The father replies, „What? When I was your age I didn't even know what porn was!“ The robot slaps the father. The mom chimes in, „Haha! After all, he is your son!“ …CROSSWORD.

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A 1970 WORLDS FAIR SITE, WHEN 77 SUNSET STRIP AIRED: ABBR., INDIAN BREAD, COMPOSER KHACHATURIAN
B KIND OF CROSS, EMPLOYMENT, CHRISTIANIA, NOW, 1960S-70S ITALIAN P.M.
C SQUEEZING (OUT), PREFIX WITH METER, 1.CROSSWORD
D 136% OF LXXV, FLAG-WAVING ORG., ANTIQUE AUTO, VERY, IN MUSIC
E REJECTED, FEMALE DEMON, THE LORD OF THE RINGS FIGURE
F TENNIS GREAT GIBSON, CLEAR, AS A DISK, DEPICTION ON THE BACK OF OLD PENNIES
G 2.CROSSWORD, ...
H KEYBOARD INSTRUMENT, CREMONA ARTISAN, CLOCK SOUND
I OUT OF CONTROL, SMOOTH OVER, ZAIRES MOBUTU SEKO
1 CRUDE GROUP?, EXPLORER DA GAMA
2 THE OPEN WINDOW WRITER, 1990S SITCOM
3 BEE: PREFIX, THE ADDAMS FAMILY COUSIN, CARTE START
4 NEIGHBOR OF MO., STUPID ME!, DARLING
5 POND BUILDUP, THEY, IN TRIESTE
6 GREENLAND SIGHT, GIRL LEAD-IN
7 HARASSED, THE MERRY WIDOW COMPOSER
8 NATIVE NIGERIANS, BACKWARD
9 FORGET IT!, LITTLE, IN LEITH, ABBR. ON A FRENCH ENVELOPE
10 BASEBALL BAT WOOD, AUTOBAHN HAZARD, BIT IN A HORSES MOUTH
11 THE DOWNEASTER (BILLY JOEL SONG), BLUES SINGER JAMES
12 WARGAMES ORG., BLENDER SOUND
13 ANDYS RADIO PARTNER, STIMULATES
14 HOLDS UP, CLIFFSIDE DWELLING
15 LOUD, AS A CROWD, GREMLINS, PACERS, ETC.
16 RECURRING THEME, KID